some poor fox

beyonce was spotted out and about living it up while celebrating her boo's bday in paris... unfortunately, some poor foxes are no longer able to live it up. a little fur is flashy, a lotta fur is tacky!

unlikely diva

russell simmons yoga-ing in miami.

nads just don't stop

joss was caught down under recently rocking a hideous wig. maybe a kangaroo will mistake her for food?

i'm back! sorry.

sorry just to disappear off the face of the planet for a bit! work has been crazy. plus mad shit has been happening that i don't care to report...

anyhoo i owe it to you all to bring the dirt on divas daily. so i will let that phone ring off at work just to bring it to you.


xoxo
lizzy

100th POST!!!!!

and the honor of being the featured diva of divameter's 100th post goes to..............



WHITNEY, Y'ALL.

tell me something GOOD

tell me this AIN'T TRUE. concerned reader ned alerted me to this travesty. i'll allow this vintage diva, chaka khan (y'all) to have a bad day...

ONE.

back to blond!

photos: beyonceworld.net

beyonce arrived in taiwan sporting the vintage blond look. it's weird on her now but i'm happy to see her switching it up again.

puppetmaster

just one question: who is pulling the strings?

distracting

is it just me or are j. hud's boobs DISTRACTING?!

if only her music looked this good

alicia hit up good morning america.


before heading down to times square from the trl studios. love the jewel-tone dress. love her general look. hate the new album. but it'll probably be number 1.

unlikely diva

MIKE STRIKES EBONY!

vintage diva

patti, at denise rich's angel ball. she looks great. you know your grandma rocks wraps like that!

not a diva, but still lovely

ashanti, a NAD favorite, stepped her game up at denise rich's angel ball.

vintage diva

gladys knight, vintage diva, popped up in cape town. work.

j.hud does black and white right

j.hud rocked the black and white. she's also rumored to be rocking a new man - kerry rhodes of the ny jets (bama love!).

unfit mothers trick or treat, too

britney hit the halloween scene in LA wednesday night dressed as...unclear. glad to see she still knows how to throw together a costume even if she can't throw together promotions for her album. never to fear. blackout is good, and projections show that it'll definitely claim number 1 next week somewhere around 325,000 units. good for her. she is doing "everything she can" after all.

why must you bore me?

gwen. some people like her style. some people don't. i fall on the don't side, but usually i can appreciate. but this whole platinum blond, red lipstick is getting OLD. makeover time. now. before i fall asleep.

no hate here

("i told y'all bitches")

carrie underwood hasn't shown up on divameter before, even though i do have her in the divameter spreadsheet. i just forget about her a lot because i don't listen to her music. but she does her thing - and WELL. almost no one is selling numbers like her these days. she has a wholesome sweet veneer, and now she's picked up a new bf (chace crawford from gossip girl). i will give props where props are due. her sophomore set, carnival ride, dropped tuesday, and she's working the promo trail.

stay in your lane

not sure what's going on in this alicia keys performance, but it sure does seem like she's attempting to DANCE. i don't approve of divas branching out into things they don't usually do... stay in your lane. i'm not mad at her outfit though!

blackout.

listen here.

i like.

even if she's still shitney.

nobody does it better

look.


and LEARN.

why must you bore me?

photo via concreteloop

amerie, in a recent photo shoot. is she just cassie with a stronger voice? pretty, but once separated from her hitmaker producer, basically bleh?

mariah 'in love' with new album

mariah hit up 106&park yesterday to promote her fragrance (i know i'm not the only one who is displeased with that commercial...). further, she is, according to billboard, "in love" with her new album. and we are in love with mariah. so why is she making us wait til february??!!!!


i am a sad lil lamb.

and yes i posted a photo circa 1995!

fashion rocks (london)!

patti, one of my fave vintage divas, hit up fashion rocks in london...she holds her own with poptarts. i'm loving her look. she kinda makes me nervous though, like that mom who you never knew if she was gonna have an outburst at the birthday party...


wow. alicia looks so tiny with georgio armani. ok enough promo, alicia. let's hear that album!



but whitney stole the show. am i the only one who can't listen to her anymore without having being bobby brown flashbacks of great expressions such as "but i'm so nasty for you baby"? i don't even care. she's looking FANTASTIC.

i'm just plain ol mary

mary played capetown this weekend. this is the look alicia was going for a few weeks back and failed to capture. mary j. don't play.

why must you bore me?

ciara. blah. give me a makeover already.

jenny from the bottom of the barrel

hello, divalovers. sorry for the unexpected hiatus. life calls. i promise a divameter this week. i know you're excited.

on to business.

even buns in the oven can't dissuade me from dissing jenny this week.



her showing at 52k units officially qualifies as a TRAVESTY. she should be ashamed, even though her promo has been spot on (even down to the baby announcement). of course there are two possible reasons for this ABYSMAL showing: 1) people simply don't buy albums anymore even from most-loved divas or 2) her music is trash.

i'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume her album is trash (reasoning: she's married to marc anthony).

i don't really care to listen to find out if it's true.

here's a pic of her acting oblivious at a concert this weekend. but this will DEFINITELY cost her in the rankings!

gimme more!

janet is WORKING it lately. here she is out last night at jd's book release party at marquee.

this is your brain on drugs

britney turned herself in last night.

and the angels rejoiced.

vintage diva

donna summer never gets old.

unlikely divas

not a diva

nads never quit. joss stone is, according to the british press, a terror to work with. not surprising. nads tend to run their careers into the ground.

back that ass up

rihanna worked.

and worked it out.

monday madness

what a weekend, what a weekend. i'll have more coming later today...but just to get us started

oh, bee. trust me. you can take a vacation. i promise. you can. I PROMISE. i swear, between her and jay's work ethic, how do they find time to... anyway, here's her unveiling the b'phone. i swear.

here's JANET with her boo. yes, i did all caps, cause i'm really pleased with her right now. a) for being in the number one movie of the weekend tyler perry's why did i get married?, b) for doing a good job in that movie, and c) for wearing her natural hair in the movie!

jennifer hudson graced the sex and the city set. page six reports that sjp had to school her in the ways of jazz great bobby short. still love her.

madonna hasn't gotten much love thus far, so here she is with her son, david, leaving kabbalah services friday in nyc. not sure when that release date is...

rihanna walked her absurdly cute dog, dj, in nyc.

vintage mariah

check out mariah's FIRST tv appearance...

what the...

what the...

page six reports:

WHEN Jay-Z is away, his bootylicious babe Beyoncé will play. Spies at The Box Thursday night saw her and three girlfriends enjoying the club's risque show while flanked by a "huge bodyguard" and protective curtains around their table. "Beyoncé was really making the most of the burlesque strip show," said the source. "She was on the table in the VIP balcony cheering loudly as two girls got naked and licked each others' feet. She stayed until 3:30 in the morning."

all that glitters

ciara looks hot from the neck down. she's gotta change that hair, though.



and i'm stealing rihanna's dog. she better watch that bitch's back.

weekend wonder

again, there are no words.

the divAmeter

well what do you know...the divAmeter is back. you know you love it. we have some shocking news. for the first time in DIVAMETER HISTORY, beyonce did NOT make the cut. blame it on those hideous photos if you must. she's also been creeping about post tour. here it goes:

1. jennifer lopez - 65

i'm not thrilled by this development, but j.lo has been tirelessly on the promotion trail for her movies, album, and there's even baby gossip. no one really matches her in terms of becoming an endless speculation (have you forgotten her engagement to ben affleck?).

2. mariah - 60

mariah showed up at the vh1 gala looking PERFECT. she's such a pro. everything about her is totally pink and purple, and she is NOT ashamed.

3. alicia - 55

alicia, though it pains me to say it, is doing everything RIGHT on the promo trail for her upcoming release. while i find her personality dull and boring, she does take pretty pictures and can express herself intelligently.

4. rihanna - 50

rihanna barely made it on here herself, but she redeemed herself by playing live shows and walking in a runway show for Dsquared. those shia lebeouf rumors also help a bit...

5. amy - 45

amy has recovered from her bottoming out and is actually gaining weight and looking much better. even if she hasn't dumped her loser hubby yet, at least she is taking steps to get well. that's about all one can ask for. the -100 of the week is so obvious, i'm not gonna even bother to print her name.