7.05.2007

thursday 07.05 - the divAmeter




yes, it's officially here, rigorous metric and all! get excited.

(06.25-07.05)

1. J. Hud - 130
We had been wondering what happened to her and then she burst onto stage at the BET awards with Jennifer Holliday to deliver a classic performance. She shoots to the top this week because of her two wins, weight loss, and God, that performance.

2. Ciara -120
Ciara had also fallen off, but with her BET Like a Boy performance, she proved she's a heavyweight (who knew it was humanly possible to bend like that?). What tipped her over? An album that's still moving (now platinum). Few people are holding on the charts like that right now. And the sexy new video with 50 doesn't hurt either.

3. Beyonce - 110
Even though that HIGHLY unflattering photo made its way across the interwebs, Beyonce still delivered a smash BET performance and racked up on the awards. B'Day climbed this week, offsetting those embarrassing Solange birthday party pictures...

4. Amy Winehouse - 100
Sure she has meth mouth, but her records are hot; new video is on point, and Back to Black climbed in the Top 10 to number 6. Promotions are still on heavy for Amy, who we're now thinking might just be the best Brit since Dusty Springfield.

5. Rihanna - 70
Rihanna comes in a distant fifth with a spectacular fall from number 1 two weeks ago. Hurt by overpromotion and more than one off-key performance, our good girl has really gone bad. But, a new record and new video (which doesn't suck) keep her on top, even if lukewarm.


for those curious readers, please see the rigorous metric below:

a diva's life is demanding, and each week, we judge her on how she performs across a broad variety of life tasks. nothing goes unexamined.

Album release/impending album 10
Album released intl only -5
In the studio 10
Soundscan debut at #1 20
Soundscan debut at #2 15
Soundscan debut at under 100k -15
Soundscan fall out of top 10 after second week -15
Soundscan debut over 400k 40
Soundscan steady in top 10 30
Soundscan climbed 20
Soundscan dropped -15
Soundscan album still on - platinum plus 25
Playing live shows 20
Live performance on TV 15
Live performance on TV off key -10
Live performance on TV that killed 10
Appearance on Oprah 15
Drunk photos -20
Highly unflattering photos -15
DUI -15
Wedding 25
New A-list man 25
New man 20
New broke man -15
Breakup 10
Family drama -15
Married/attached longer than 3 mos. 10
Magazine promotion 10
Overpromotion -15
Filming movie and have acting talent 15
Filming movie w/o acting talent -15
Weight gain -15
Weight loss 20
Deathly weight loss -10
Won award (per award) 15
New business venture 15
Photos with wack people -25
Top 5 last week 10
Top 10 last week 5
New baby/Pregnancy announcement 15
Car accident -15
Heard saying something stupid -15
Reappearance after hiatus 20
Reappearance after hiatus w/o makeover -15
Special cases 15
Giving interviews on internet 15
Career devastating move -40
New fragrance 10
Magazine cover 10
Black Hair mag cover -5
Rehab for real substance abuse 15
Rehab for PR points -15
Good style makeover 15
Style makeover gone wrong -10
Catastrophic makeover -15
New record 15
New record that sucks -10
New video 15
New wack video -10

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