10.03.2007

the divAmeter

well what do you know...the divAmeter is back. you know you love it. we have some shocking news. for the first time in DIVAMETER HISTORY, beyonce did NOT make the cut. blame it on those hideous photos if you must. she's also been creeping about post tour. here it goes:


1. jennifer lopez - 65
i'm not thrilled by this development, but j.lo has been tirelessly on the promotion trail for her movies, album, and there's even baby gossip. no one really matches her in terms of becoming an endless speculation (have you forgotten her engagement to ben affleck?).


2. mariah - 60
mariah showed up at the vh1 gala looking PERFECT. she's such a pro. everything about her is totally pink and purple, and she is NOT ashamed.


3. alicia - 55
alicia, though it pains me to say it, is doing everything RIGHT on the promo trail for her upcoming release. while i find her personality dull and boring, she does take pretty pictures and can express herself intelligently.


4. rihanna - 50
rihanna barely made it on here herself, but she redeemed herself by playing live shows and walking in a runway show for Dsquared. those shia lebeouf rumors also help a bit...


5. amy - 45
amy has recovered from her bottoming out and is actually gaining weight and looking much better. even if she hasn't dumped her loser hubby yet, at least she is taking steps to get well. that's about all one can ask for. the -100 of the week is so obvious, i'm not gonna even bother to print her name.

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