the divAmeter

sorry for no april 1st divameter. as you can see, sometimes i get lazy...

i'll try to do better.

5. kelly rowland - 70

well well well. miss kelly stepped up her game and made it onto the divameter. ok fine, she was helped out tons by being a friend of beyonce and being at the wedding, but she also released a video and has been doing promo in the uk (because the uk apparently doesn't have beyonceitis). anyway, she lands the bottom spot this week.



4. madonna - 90
madonna is also on her promo push and gets props for the video, but gets docked for it being ::yawn::

i still have high hopes for her album...

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3. leona lewis - 105

this girl is everywhere (i told you so!). i love her voice so much that i will ignore the fact that she looks like a creature straight out of narnia...beautiful yet strangely featured...

how did it feel to have a number 1 album? oh and yes, oprah bumped her a hefty 40 points up.

2. beyonce - 120

ok so just to keep it real. yes, i was watching the tmz live feed. yes, i managed to get inside deets, and yes these two are really married. no doubt. NOW. why? WHY THE RANDOMNESS? well, clearly bee was tired of madonna and mariah's insane promo runs...

quit playin.

ok, yes, i'm so happy for them. she deserves it. i just wish she wouldn't let him continue to play her by not announcing their marriage.

ok, and for real, why is that woman on the right convinced that they are taking a pic of her?

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1. mariah - 285

but even a wedding can't land beyonce the top spot in the face of MARIAH ON FIRE. um, i'm already obsessed with the album. it's definitely my summer sh*t. um, she was on oprah, her promo is on point, she's mad skinny, the album is fire, oh did i mention the album is fire. she has been nonstop NONSTOP.

i love you mimi. there's no one i'd rather have at the top this week. and yes, 285 is divameter HISTORY.